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#Recruitment — We Are Looking For Our New Social Media CATalyst (April Fool)

This post was published on April 1st, 2016 as an April Fool.

Loomly is growing super fast and we are looking for a Social Media CATalyst to join our team as soon as possible.

Duties & Responsibilities

  • Represent the company online.
  • Pose regularly for corporate photoshoots (pictures will be published on social media).
  • Bring daily joy to the office.
  • Welcome & relax guests before important meetings.
  • Enforce internal “no mouse” policy — trackpads only.

Knowledge, Skills and Abilities

  • “Purr, purr, purr” ability.
  • 17-hour sleep daily capacity.
  • Proactive cuddling proficiency.
  • Perfect fit for founders’ laps.
  • Track record of soft, warm & well-maintained fur.
  • Strong tendency for cuteness overload at first sight.


  • Master in moving miaowing.
  • Training appreciated.
  • Office experience is a plus.

Compensation & Benefits

  • Wet food once a day (breakfast).
  • Unlimited dry food & grass.
  • Personal water fountain.
  • On-demand caress.
  • Exemplary performance monthly bonus: fresh scallops from the fish store.


PS: as mentioned in the header of this post, this job offer was published on April 1st, 2016 as an April Fool. All applications regarding the Social Media CATalyst position will be automatically discarded. Please take a look at the career section of our website for more information about job openings at Loomly.

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